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  • Saturday News Roundup: Musk Makes a Big Bet, Cheney Draws a Challenge and Schumer’s Freudian Slip

    01/23/2021 4:31:51 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 29 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    RIP, Hank Aaron. – Hammerin’ Hank, or as Sandy Koufax called him, Bad Henry, passed away on Friday at the age of 86. Koufax and many other pitchers of his day thought Aaron was the most dangerous hitter they faced, which is saying a lot since his contemporaries included the likes of Willie Mays, Mickey Mantle, Ted Williams, Frank Robinson and so many more. The news media is reluctant to report this (the news can only be found at secondary outlets like the one linked here), but Aaron was in good health two weeks ago, when he took one of...
  • DeSantis Whips Abbott Again on National Guard Controversy

    01/23/2021 4:29:51 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 70 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Well, here we go with the next step in making the DC Police State permanent. – Military.com is reporting today that the National Guard under China Joe Potato Head Biden plans to keep a very substantial force of more than 7,000 Guard personnel in the nation’s capital to defend against gangs of marauding Trump supporters that do not exist. The plan announced on Thursday originally was to keep this huge military presence in DC through the end of January, but that was mysteriously extended on Friday through the end of March. And at the end of March, it will no...
  • Post Ends "Fact-Checking" Program [semi-satire]

    01/22/2021 7:57:16 PM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 January 2021 | John Semmens
    The Washington Post announced that it is ending its "fact-checking" program. Glenn Kessler, an editor and chief fact-checker cited "the lack of need for such a program under the new administration." "During the four years Trump was president there were more than 30,000 instances where he made misleading or false statements that cried out for corrections by our staff," Kessler asserted. "During this same time span there wasn't a single instance in which a statement by Joe Biden, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, or any other prominent Democrat was found to be untrue. The elevation of Sen. Charles Schumer, a man...
  • Created a mask, thinking of applying for patent.

    01/22/2021 5:54:41 PM PST · by reasonisfaith · 60 replies
    The Universe of Masks | reasonisfaith
    I’m thinking of possibly marketing my product. The basic selling point is that the mask is completely invisible. With a small amount of additional effort I was able to add a second feature: you can’t feel the material it’s made from.
  • Impeachment is not Just About Trump: It’s About Intimidating his Supporters

    01/22/2021 7:01:58 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 26 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Many of you are no doubt wondering why it is that congressional Democrats and their shameful RINO supporters are intent upon going through with a Senate trial to finalize their latest scam impeachment of Donald J. Trump. After all, Mr. Trump is now a private citizen, and the impeachment process is clearly intended to be applied only to active holders of federal office by the Constitution. But, Constitution be damned, Nancy Pelosi made it clear yesterday that she and her fellow evil minions plan to force this process through to the bitter end in an effort to ban Trump from...
  • Strictly No Elephants

    01/22/2021 5:46:50 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-22-21 | MOTUS
    The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous are bold as a lion. – Proverbs 28:1Yes Virginia, there is an anti-Trumpest movement. It exists as certainly as hate and fear and malevolence exist and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest sense and purpose. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no anti-Trumpests! It would be as dreary as if there were no godless liberals. There would be no childlike faith in the State, no social justice, no delusional thinking to make tolerable this existence.So as you see, we need...
  • Friday News Roundup: China Joe Dutifully Moves to Consolidate the Swamp’s Grip on America

    01/22/2021 5:04:17 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Better get while the getting’s good. – If you plan to take one final trip before most travel in this country is banned by the federal government, you should take that trip very soon. Like this weekend. China Joe Potato Head Biden, the DC Swamp’s temporary designated sock puppet in the White House, issued a series of 10 executive orders late Thursday that are designed to basically weaponize the entirety of the U.S. government, including the military, to use the the viral gift from China as a justification to cement the Swamp’s looming police state into place. That police state...
  • NYT Nobel Laureate Gets a History Lesson After Wondering Why 'God Save the King' Was Played at the Inauguration

    01/21/2021 7:43:25 PM PST · by CheshireTheCat · 18 replies
    PJ Media ^ | January 21, 2021 | Victoria Taft
    ...Krugman offered his sage observations about the inauguration on Twitter on Wednesday. He sent tweets about Janet Yellen, who is Biden’s choice for treasury secretary....After praising the new American king taking his throne as a return to Democrat normalcy, where peace, justice, diversity, and Janet Yellen would reign, the worldly Nobel Laureate, detected a sour note to the proceedings....And like that all-American man he is, Krugman wondered why on earth the band struck up “God Save the King” at the inaugural....
  • The Truth About Trump is Much Different Than the Caricature

    01/21/2021 12:17:04 PM PST · by EyesOfTX · 15 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | Nathan Kaspar
    Would you look at that, the sun came up in the east this morning! We’ve completed the cycle of a successful transfer of power. It turns out that Trump wasn’t going to declare martial law, there weren’t thousands of “MAGAites” ready to attack the capitol, and no, there were not Chinese troops in Canada ready to invade. I hope that all Americans, left, right, and center will take a few days to objectively evaluate where they get their “news” from. VDO.AI First off, we need to start with some truths about presidential campaigns in general. -There is an attempt to...
  • It’s Fine. We’re All Fine.

    01/21/2021 5:37:47 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-21-21 | MOTUS
    And so it came to pass: the November 4th Immaculate Deception was followed by the country’s first virtual inauguration attended by approximately 2000 hand selected guests and 25,000 military to protect him from the dangerous right wing supremacists (who failed to show up). Let’s hear it for our National Guard, who care enough to turn their back And so the Dim Sum President-Select was installed as President of our fine country, leaving us with 2 figurehead scoundrels: the Scoundrel-in-Chief and the Scoundrel-in-Waiting, both beholden to the last Lightbringer who has been running the shadow government for his overlords out of...
  • January 20, 2021: A Date That Will Live in Infamy

    01/21/2021 5:01:21 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 6 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    January 20, 2021 was our third day in the last eighty years that will “Live in Infamy”. Like the other two days it was a beautiful clear crisp morning, but by the end of the day in my Tennessee it will be raining and miserable. And like the other two days the three “man caused disasters” all occurred through a lack of intelligence and carefully choreographed manipulation. The first was a political manipulation of a nation 4,800 miles from the continental United States that Americans cared little about in order to get the United States into another foreign entanglement on...
  • Thursday News Roundup: America Moves Into its Brave New Facist World

    01/21/2021 4:56:08 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 9 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    A blue-check dimwit media figure asks the burning question. – Grance Franke-Ruta, a leftist journalist who no doubt voted twice to make communist Democrat Bill de Blasio the Mayor of her city, had a bad experience with her husband trying to get a COVID vaccine shot on Tuesday. So naturally, she did what all leftist dimwits do, and took to Twitter to whine about it. “Why is everything in NYC so badly run?” she asks, obviously without ever taking even a second to step back and examine whether or not her voting decisions might – just might – have something...
  • Biden To Be Sworn In On Copy Of The Communist Manifesto (The Bee strikes again)

    01/20/2021 7:49:32 PM PST · by dynachrome · 17 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 1-19-21 | Babylon Bee
    Kamala Harris has said she still plans to be sworn in on a Bible, but during rehearsal they were having trouble getting her to touch one without hissing and vomiting with her head spinning around like a lawn sprinkler.
  • Wednesday News Roundup: Something Awful Has Been Unleashed On Our Country

    01/20/2021 5:45:49 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 24 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Did Cocaine Mitch blackmail President Trump on the question of pardoning Julian Assange? – That’s the not-so-shocking allegation Tucker Carlson made last night in an opening monologue that sums Mitch McConnell up in a nutshell. Carlson, based on unnamed sources, accused McConnell of basically blackmailing the President by threating GOP support for convicting him in this latest impeachment scam should he choose to pardon the WikiLeaks founder. If true, it would be a scandal of epic proportions if America had anything resembling an independent and functioning news media establishment. But of course, America doesn’t have that anymore.
  • “So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.”

    01/20/2021 5:33:11 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-20-21 | MOTUS
    Well, today’s the day it becomes official: President-Select Jao Biden will be sworn in as Chairman and President of these formerly United States.Sabo UnsavoryAgentsBut in the early hours this morning, even ahead of the official swearing in ceremony, the Nobel Committee announced that it has awarded President-Select Jao Biden, the most dubiously elected man in all of U.S. history, the first ever Nobel Prize for World Unificating. I’m not entirely sure what that means but it sounds kind of dirty. According to the press release the unusual timing of this unusual award was based solely on Mr. Biden’s pledge to...
  • The End of Trump Signals the End of the American Republic

    01/20/2021 5:08:30 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 32 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    President Donald Trump leaves office at noon today, and America as we have known it leaves with him. The President who never expected to win has spent the last four years trying to save this country from its worst impulses and maladies: Unchecked illegal immigration, military interventionism all over the world, intentional economic decline justified by Climate Change religious dogma, the surrender of jobs and manufacturing capacity under falsely-named “free trade” agreements, political correctness, and the pervasive cancer of fake news spread by the utterly corrupted mainstream news media. These and other goals that he brought with him into the...
  • The Biden inauguration speech drinking game

    01/19/2021 12:00:46 PM PST · by z3n · 82 replies
    Vanity | 2021.01.19 | Vanity
    What will be the most repeated words in Biden's inaugural address? Excluding the obvious grammar structure words like articles and conjunctions, if you wanted to drink yourself out of your misery, you could take a shot or chug a beer every time Biden repeats what theme words?
  • Last Abortion Mill in Missouri Closes [semi-satire]

    01/19/2021 10:01:12 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Operation Rescue, an organization dedicated to saving the lives of children who might otherwise be killed by abortion, issued a report titled The Status of American Abortion Facilities in 2020. During the past year, 45 abortion facilities throughout the nation either closed of stopped performing abortions. Missouri's last such facility closed making it the only state without any abortion facility. Missouri women wanting the procedure are now referred to a facility 16 miles away in Illinois. President Biden's nominee for Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, Xavier Becerra, warned abortion opponents "to not get so giddy over...
  • The DC Swamp Police State Grows With Addition of 200 NYPD Officers

    01/19/2021 9:45:31 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 14 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    No fewer than 11 New York Police Department officers were injured during violent riots staged by BLM/Antifa domestic terrorists in New York City last night. From a story at DailyWire: On Monday night, eleven police officers were injured, including one officer who was hit in the head by a glass bottle, as the NYPD and members of a Black Liberation March commemorating Martin Luther King Day clashed near New York City’s City hall. “Police told protesters to disperse and violence broke out as officers began arresting demonstrators. A total of 28 people were arrested late Monday,” NBC New York reported,...
  • VIDEO: Democrats, Deep State, and MSM Hacks Hate Julian Assange

    01/19/2021 9:07:33 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 19, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIf President Donald Trump pardons Julian Assange of Wikileaks, it is sure to send the Democrats, Deep State, and MSM into conniption fits. Oh, and such a pardon would upstage the inauguration of Joe Biden.