Wishing you a Merry Christmas * * Restriction may apply. From me, hereinafter referred to as wishor, to you, hereinafter called wishee. Please accept, without obligation implicit or explicit, my laboratory certified best or, at minimum, above average wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress, hypoallergenic, gender neutral celebration of the Holiday Season, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions or practices of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at...