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Democrats stampeded over each other yesterday to disassociate themselves from John Kerry, their presidential candidate two years ago, who has handed Republicans an election lifeline with remarks implying US troops in Iraq are there because they are stupid.Senator Kerry, speaking to a group of students in California on Monday, said: “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.” A video of his speech was placed swiftly on the internet and then...

The Wreck Of the John F’n KerryThe Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot Parody and Copyright by LonePalm The legend lives on from the Kennedys on down Of the island they called ‘Chappaquiddick' The voters it’s said, never vote for the dead When the Polls of November turn gloomy. With baggage galore, some twenty-six hundred votes more Than the John F’n Kerry cast rightly. His candidacy too was a bone to be chewed When the Polls of November came early. This hack was the pride of the Democrat side Sounding like some rich twit from South Boston. As...