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She didn’t think the 9/11 attacks were real either. And, by the way, why is she not in jail for multiple counts of using phony names and addresses to violate campaign contribution limits?

Not to mention that the hog also had 6-inch tushes.

I brought a dozen donuts to breakfast at the O’Donnell’s. I ate one and roseate eleven.

A guy is on a business trip to Las Vegas, and he stops in at one of the legal brothels. He asks the madam to provide him with a hooker that is homely and not too terrific in bed. The madam is insulted. “Sir, we have some of the most beautiful and talented women in the city here.” He replied, “I’m sure you do. The thing is, I’m not horny. Just homesick.”

Impeachment talk: dems are abstruse
They may come to realize—no use
No collusion with Tsars
Only ancient porn stars
And The Donald shrugs off the abuse

I’ll be auditing my tax return this year. I expect an enormous refund.

The liberal plan, diabolic
To destroy Trump with words vitriolic
The one that they’d choose
Who was destined to lose
Was an overweight, shrill alcoholic

Contumely my melannnn-choly baaaby!

The Big Lie is that a woman is paid only 72% of what a man is paid, with the implication (or, sometimes, the outright claim) that they are doing the exact same job. That violates a very basic law of economics. If a business owner or department manager could get a job performed by a woman for $72,000 instead of paying a man $100,000, he (or SHE) would hire the woman every time.

Mueller, et al, feel lugubrious
Their raison d’etre is dubious
The Dems won’t stop trying
Their smearing and lying
When Mueller is done, there’ll be new b.s.

That's it--make agon.

Recipe for a Stormy Daniels cocktail:
1 part Jack Daniels
2 parts breast implant gel
3 parts bullsh!t

Mix vigorously.

She’s been chastised, so Hill doth vouchsafe
“Prithee, sorry, my words make you chafe”
She claimed female Trump voters
Were puppets, mere doters
Her assault-mouth continued to strafe

The Clintons forgot about Jesus
In their quest to be richer than Croesus
More than one accusation
‘bout their phony foundation
Might make all their assets cry: “Seize us”

Fatboy will be greatly disappointed if he believes President Trump is the same as Obozo.

Check my tagline, which I've been using for months.

Kim seems to want peace, a new attitude
More likely it’s verisimilitude
Makes believe that detente
Is all that he’ll want
Thinks that Trump will match past Dem ineptitude

(Channeling Obama’s Voice):
If you like your bonus, you can keep your bonus. But we will not tell you the source of that bonus.

In the pure left-wing epistemology
Mere facts are replaced by psychology
“How do you feel?”
And not “Is it real?”
No data, no truth, no apology

I had the dubious distinction of being in the same graduating class as Nadler (Stuyvesant H.S., New York City, 1965.) Your analysis is accurate. He was very active in school politics. Surprisingly, he was a slim guy back then.

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Mrs. Clinton wants us to forget
Drop her sins into an oubliette
Make the Steele Dossier
Disappear, go away
She’s as low and corrupt as they get