Kofi Annan has appointed Jimmy Carter and Prince Charles to meet with the NHL players to see if they will play if the owners agree to donate the salaries of the players to condoms-for-piece fund for UN Piece-seekers in Ivory Coast.)
In associated news, the French have announced that they will select, purely at random, one racer who will be required to compete the entire race on a bicycle supplied by Jacques Chirac.
This is thought to be the only sub to be powered by Preparation H and to be armed with rapid fire peanut shooters. It is part of the "searching for a legacy class" that hangs around in the shallow puddles of dictators. It is the only sub built by Habitat for Humanity and was entirely assembled on weekends from parts available at Home Depot. It is thought that Jimmy Carter will spend considerable time in dry dock. The sub, however, is expected to sink out of sight.
This is thought to be the only sub to be powered by Preparation H and to be armed with rapid fire peanut shooters. It is part of the "searching for a legacy class" that hangs around in the shallow puddles of dictators. It is the only sub built by Habitat for Humanity and was entirely assembled on weekends from parts available at Home Depot. It is thought that Jimmy Carter will spend considerable time in dry dock. The sub, however, is expected to sink out of sight.
"In a more rational world, Churchill would be an amateur conspiracy theorist with a chip on his shoulder, the type who spends an hour on hold with CSPAN to spew 15 seconds of venom before Brian Lamb cuts him off.