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Given the end of football season and the tragic loss of the nature-loving Seahawks to the capitalist pig Steelers, environmentalist wackos everywhere have turned their attention toward the NCAA and the approaching men’s basketball tournament in March. Here’s a breakdown of this week’s biggest game... Big East Basketball: #1 Connecticut Huskies vs. #10 West Virginia MountaineersSaturday’s NCAA showdown between Top 10 Big East powers pits a collection of fluffy-white snow-dwelling creatures, otherwise known as man’s best friend, against a collection of humans who have betrayed the trusting canine species by engaging in a protracted campaign of environmental mutilation. For centuries...

In a recent poll, the average "informed" Democrat voter identified the "electoral college" as: 1) A 2-year school all prospective power company employees must attend 2) The name of the latest rock band profiled in Rolling Stone 3) The NCAA men’s basketball tournament selection committee 4) The most common advice given to aspiring dentists 5) Bill Clinton’s advice to female interns Vote Here

Which of the following best completes this sentence? All the alcohol consumed by Ted Kennedy in the last forty years could: 1) Provide the power needs of a small third world nation for 1,600 years 2) Sterilize surgical instruments worldwide for the next 7.3 years 3) Create an explosion equal in size to a 3-kiloton nuclear bomb if ignited 4) Provide college fraternities everywhere with an 87-year party inventory 5) Supply uninterrupted power to a hybrid car for 288 years Vote Here

Given the end of football season and the tragic loss of the nature-loving Seahawks to the capitalist pig Steelers, environmentalist wackos everywhere turn their attention toward the NCAA and the approaching men’s basketball tournament in March. Here’s a breakdown of this week’s biggest game... ACC Basketball: Duke Blue Devils vs. Maryland TerrapinsSaturday’s NCAA men’s basketball showdown between #2 Duke and unranked Maryland pits two of the ACC’s top non-Native American bigot, pre-approved, officially sanctioned school mascots against one another. Both are to be heralded for their choice of politically-correct mascots, yet from an environmentalist wacko perspective, one has a decided...

With Rush Limbaugh inevitably pulling for his beloved Steelers, it’s once again left to me to make the most accurate, non-biased Environmentalist Wacko pick possible. In this year’s Super Bowl, there’s no doubt who the environmentalist wacko element will be cheering on to victory. So here’s the breakdown... Super Bowl LV: Seattle Seahawks vs. Pittsburgh SteelersThis Sunday marks the fortieth Super Bowl in NFL history, and it’s a classic match-up between two diametrically opposed forces. One sideline will host the beloved Seahawks – noble and elegant flying creatures of the animal kingdom (and a bird granted special ‘victim status’ due...