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You still have the 21st to celebrate. It is San Jacinto day!

My first job was at the local pizza joint in my hometown. One of the young, cool managers had letter tats on the top of his fingers. When he interlaced his fingers with one hand on top of the other (palms down), it said “let’s f*ck”.

"Absolutely true. We need a 21st Century nuclear crusade, a surprise nuclear megastrike against all mudslum countries. Wipe 'em clean! No survivors.

Careful.

I got spanked on here for proposing Muslim genocide.

Deporting an illegal alien gang member must surely be the desire of every patriotic American. This says a lot about Beelzebubba’s old lady.

"They’re produced in China. Then marked up."

If ladies knew this, would the still buy them?

Perhaps they do not care if they are made in turd-world hellholes, as long as they say Hermes on them.

I saw Scarface. and it showed the prisoner dump from Cuba. I see people all the time with Scarface shirts and jackets.

We can make fun of them and all, but I still think it would be bad ass to get to go up in a rocket like that...

Broken Arrow

"his wife Michelle was the secret weapon they would whip out in 2024"

Never go full retard, and never whip out the first wookie.

Pre-’64 dimes and quarters are worth more than face value.

"Men, if you are not listed as over 6 feet tall then you have zero chance on a dating app."

And women say men are superficial!

Women are bogus!

"Perhaps people on Christian sites, are better quality people, than found on other sites?"

Met my first wife on a Christian site. She was a malignant narcissist.

Beavis and Butthead rule!

I miss that show.

Huh-huh heh-heh

"Another reason to REPEAL the 19th Amendment"

I would not necessarily fight repealing the 19th, but I would not want to deal with all the psycho b*tch backlash.

"I think it was Chris Rock who said that there were so many drive bys in his neighborhood that everybody in his house went from one room to another, crawling on the floor."

I think he also said to avoid crime, stay away from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. blvd.

Who sits around the pool on St. Patrick's day?

Patio furniture.

Gives new meaning to “Hitler youth”.

"Democrats don’t like Trump crushing them, driving them before him, and hearing the lamentations of their transgenders."

Cool Conan reference.

"Was it Wee Too Lo?"

It was sum ting wong.

Know who sits around the pool on St. Patrick's day?

Patio furniture.