THE WOMAN TRAVELER'S CAROL
You'll be groped for Christmas,
If you choose to fly.
Friendly skies are friendlier
If you're not a guy.
You'll be groped for Christmas,
Just you wait and see.
TSA found T&A
Underneath their tree.
If you scream in protest,
You will miss your flight.
You'll be groped for Christmas,
Or jailed for Christmas night.
(As that radical Ben Franklin said, "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.")