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LT Joe Kenda said, “Nothing good happens after midnight.”

I believe the immortal words of Clint Eastwood as Gunny Highway: Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft is NOT a natural act.

First, I’m retired Navy and live near the base.

I got totally over having half of the items I need at Walmart locked up. Our Norfolk Commonwealth’s Attorney (DA) stated that he would not prosecute shoplifters, so Walmart locked stuff up. You have to get an associate to get it and have to pay for it right then.

So we went back to the Commissary. Good prices, great choices, and we don’t have to deal with the Walmartians.

“Life in prison so the taxpayers of California can feed and house this crew for the rest of their lives. Somehow it doesn’t seem fair.”

Hopefully they will receive the correct justice from their fellow inmates.

Sid and Marty Krofft. Bring back Land of the Lost and the Bugaloos.

My mind remembered the scene from Captain Ron where Martin Short yells at the pirates, “There are children on this boat!!!”

I spent my first year in the Navy at the Great Lakes Naval Base, 40 north of Chicago, 1978 - 79.
I was told that there are two seasons in Chicago - winter and the 4th of July.
I believe it.

I followed the advice of that great American philosopher..
Rodney Dangerfield -
“Marry a woman that can cook. The sex will wear off but you’ll always be hungry.”

“We’re all gonna die!!!!”

Someday.
Unless your name is Enoch (he walked with God and was no more) or Elijah who was carried up to heaven in a chariot of fire.
Even the Son of God died (but rose from the grave).

The odds are overwhelming that we all will die.

Deport him.

To Israel.

Looks like an outhouse for the Jolly Green Giant.

Probably smells like one as well.

I still have the poster of the Nude Bicycle Race that came in Queen’s Jazz album.

I’m sure this didn’t look as inviting.

He needs to cancel all of the Navy ships going to San Fransicko Fleet Week.

As is stated on Gutfeld, WE DON’T DESERVE HIM!

To paraphrase Shakespeare,

A turd by any other name will stick as bad.

I’d like to say something that might get pulled.

Something about a golf ball and a garden hose.

I have the perfect city, Port-Au-Prince, Haiti.

Dragnet, Adam-12 and Emergency

and don’t forget Gunsmoke.

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

The amendment restricts Congress. That is all.

Doug Elmhoff might hire her!