The Night Before Jihad Twas the night before jihad and all through the mosque Not a terrorist was stirring not even Abu Al-Zarasq The suicide belts were arranged neatly on the floor The written fatwah from Imam was taped to the door The mullahs were delighted with news on CNN That the Democrats were repeating how Bush lied again The Times and DNC continually sing our notes Yet, when we take over we'll still slit their throats An infidel so friendly we could not recall But, Burkett, Sheehan & Wilson weren't working at all The Stupid Cowboy they called him...