[PatrickHenry]

Nice post. After 30 years of solitary study, in my la-BOR-a-tory, I have decoded the genetic code. Here's the deciphered text:

Darwin was a fink.
The platypus is my chosen creature.
The fossil record is bunk.
All evolutionists are slimers.
Don't think; don't ask questions.
Join the Taliban and fight against the infidels.

I believe this is the proof we've been seeking.

[VadeRetro]

We need to keep that under our hats. Freepmailing you a black capsule.

[gore3000]

Darwin was a fink.
Glad you saw my proof of Darwin's advocacy of eugenics.

The platypus is my chosen creature.
Well, don't know about that, but no one here has yet shown a credible ancestor of the platypus.

The fossil record is bunk.
Indeed it is - at least as far as proving evolution. After 150 years they are still looking for the missing links between the major orders of creatures on earth.

All evolutionists are slimers.
Not all, however many are and that is why they get their posts pulled.

Don't think; don't ask questions.
If you say so, I will take your word that it is true of you.

Join the Taliban and fight against the infidels.
It would not be a Patrick Henry post without an insult to religion.