“No Vlad, I was making a joke.”
Yes, you were mocking a book of the Bible as a condiment. I know. I never said you were not making a joke about the Bible. I know you were. That’s the point.
“I understand you do not do humor.”
I do not mock the Bible. You do. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a sense of humor. I just don’t mock the Bible. You do.
“Others understood immediately.”
Other anti-Catholics shared in your mocking of the Bible. Yes, I understand. Why would they act any differently than you? Why would they not mock the Bible as you did? That’s exactly the kind of behavior I expect from your set.
“In the end, it was funnier because of your lack of humor and the shared experience with others. I can be thankful for that.”
Sure, you can be thankful that I did not participate in your mocking of the Bible while other anti-Catholics did. Yes, thankful. That’s what you’re thankful for - mocking the Bible.
“Sirach isn’t inspired Scripture.”
Actually, it is. Only Protestants - and not even all of them - believe otherwise.
“Consequently not part of the canon.”
No, it’s most definitely part of the canon - in East and West. Latter-day newcomers like Protestants don’t get to create new canons.
“Consequently, I will put it on foods that need a kick.”
Keep mocking God’s Word. Your reward will be your own.
NEW VLAD RULE ALERT!!!
“ never said you were not making a joke about the Bible. I know you were. ”
NEW RULE TO ADD: Always assume you alone have god-like powers to know the thoughts and hearts of others, and the final authority to judge them.”