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Toast Appears on Jesus Christ
The Museum of Hoaxes ^ | March 30, 2008 | Alex

Posted on 02/11/2014 7:07:29 AM PST by Alex Murphy

John Ordover sent this in. He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist's interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it. I think this must be a message from John's toaster! But can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast? It kinda looks like a granola bar to me.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antitoastism; jesus

He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist's interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it....t can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast?

1 posted on 02/11/2014 7:07:29 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: Gamecock

Most stories about toast are posted here at FR within microseconds of appearing anywhere on the internet, but this story has languished for nearly six years without comment here. Wonder why?!?


2 posted on 02/11/2014 7:10:10 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Alex Murphy
I think it looks like Obama:


3 posted on 02/11/2014 7:13:26 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: Slyfox

Looks like Princess Leia to me.


4 posted on 02/11/2014 7:18:35 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: bolobaby

Princess Leia’s buns aren’t anywhere near as big as Bozo’s ears.


5 posted on 02/11/2014 7:21:04 AM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Messages from the toaster dont count, Jesus or no Jesus . Only messages from The TelePrompTer count.


6 posted on 02/11/2014 7:22:43 AM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Alex Murphy
I always wondered why the Creator of all things, the universe itself, pussy foots around when sending messages, like images on toast, strange stains on church walls.

Why not just come and do some smiting and earth shaking?

7 posted on 02/11/2014 7:23:59 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: Alex Murphy

“Most stories about toast are posted here at FR within microseconds of appearing anywhere on the internet, but this story has languished for nearly six years without comment here. Wonder why?!?”

Hilarious


8 posted on 02/11/2014 7:24:39 AM PST by .45 Long Colt
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To: Slyfox

I concur. Big ears.


9 posted on 02/11/2014 7:28:54 AM PST by miele man
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To: Slyfox

prophetic sign that King Amabo will be toast /s


10 posted on 02/11/2014 7:32:14 AM PST by the_daug
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To: Alex Murphy

Satire, right?


11 posted on 02/11/2014 7:37:14 AM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Salvation
Satire, right?

What does your magisterium say?

12 posted on 02/11/2014 7:42:17 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Salvation

For some of us.


13 posted on 02/11/2014 7:43:48 AM PST by Misterioso (Man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. - Ayn Rand)
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To: Salvation
Satire, right?

Words fail me here........

14 posted on 02/11/2014 8:08:31 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: metmom
Words fail me here........

ROTFL!


15 posted on 02/11/2014 9:22:07 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Slyfox

Obama sees self on toast!


16 posted on 02/11/2014 9:23:25 AM PST by Organic Panic
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To: Alex Murphy
but this story has languished for nearly six years without comment here.

Another sin of omission by anti-Catholic bigot hypocrites. These sins must stop!! The internets need to be scoured for all food, painting, camera tricks that show a face, and then must be POSTED to FR. It is the ONLY way to atone for their anti-catholic bigoted hypocrisy!!!!!

17 posted on 02/11/2014 10:16:38 AM PST by xone
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To: Alex Murphy

Looks like the real deal to me...Those are real bread crumbs that are falling off it...


18 posted on 02/11/2014 2:36:09 PM PST by Iscool (Ya mess with me, you mess with the WHOLE trailer park...)
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