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To: metmom
When your moral beliefs begin in your belly, and your doctrines are written by the fight that you had with your wife, or whether the boss demoted you, or whether the grass has weeds in it, what do you expect?

That's funny coming from a member of a church that believes you have to eat Jesus to have Him in your body to impart eternal life to you

Every time that you say something untrue about the Church, I think to myself that you cannot possibly top that one. Once again, you have done it. Congratulations.

and that when you had that fight with your wife, you had to go to confession again or go to hell, directly to hell, do not pass purgatory, to not collect indulgences.

Two in one sentence. You have outdone yourself. I know that you claim to have been raised Catholic, but I cannot imagine you getting this from a Christian source. As a matter of fact, I don't believe that you have...

582 posted on 03/27/2011 6:01:53 PM PDT by MarkBsnr (I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so..)
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To: MarkBsnr

Not only are Catholics humor challenged and sarcasm challenged, they are tongue-in-cheek challenged.

Lighten up.....


676 posted on 03/27/2011 8:35:00 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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