In order to keep it clear, it is important to understand that the reason for not being certain about the position and momentum of a particle is not because of any magical / mystical cause, but because the very execution of our methods to determine such values is intrusive enough to cause the values to be measured, to change.
In other words, the physical forces involved in conducting the experiment itself causes the subject to change its values due to issues pertaining to scale.
HAHAHAHAHA no.
Sorry James, Heisenberg says you’re wrong about the nature of that problem.