Funny. Neither do I. Please go learn about what you accuse me of falsely. I believe in the Triune God; Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. One God, three persons. As taught in the Scripture.
Chapter 8 of the Westminster Confession of Faith beautifully states the truth of Christ found in the Scripture. Article XIX of the Belgic Confession is nice also.
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Briefly, from Wikipedia:
Since mainstream Christians understand Jesus Christ as both fully God and fully human, they call Mary Theotokos to affirm the fullness of God's incarnation. The Council of Ephesus decreed, in opposition to those who denied Mary the title Theotokos ("the one who gives birth to God") but called her Christotokos ("the one who gives birth to Christ"), that Mary is Theotokos because her son Jesus is one person who is both God and man, divine and human.