With a French accent. :)
The word of the day is: Calvinista.
Romophobe has a certain cache’ in this situation as well.
Hi it’s Calvin from Geneva, you’ll be saying wow everytime.
It’s like a sham, it’s like a fake, it’s like a lie.
A regular faith doesn’t work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for the house
The Car
The Boat
The RV
Calvinism holds 20 times it’s weight in hooey, look at this, it just does the faith without works.
Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess, ring it out.
You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Switzerland, you know the Swiss always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one at church, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.
Reformers, they use it - look at that, completely dry.
Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters.
Here’s some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains.
Not only is your damage going to be on top, there’s your mildew.
That is gonna smell, see that.
Now we’re gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the believer, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the sin...right there you following me camera guy?
The other 50% the sin starts to come up no other faith’s gonna do that.
It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.
See what I’m telling ya Calvinism you’ll be saying wow everytime.
I can’t live without it, i just love it!
Oh my gosh I don’t even buy indulgences anymore.
If you’re gonna wash your souls or any other vehicle, you’ll be out of your mind not to own one of these.
All i can say is SHAM! WOW!
You’re gonna spend twenty dollars every month on the poor anyway you’re throwin away your money.
These mini Calvins are for everything, for everyday use.
This last tens years, this last a week, i don’t know it sells itself.
Calvinism sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom.
But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can’t do this all day, we’ll give you a second set absolutely free. So that’s 8 Calvinistas for 19.95. it comes with a ten year warranty, here’s how to order.