Your apology is very important to us.
Please stay on the line and your apology will be accepted in the order in which it was received.
[scratchy recording of post menopausal soprano singing Ave Maria]
This week we have tacky little glowing wall crosses on special. Buy one for yourself and several for your friends.
[scratchy recording continues.]
Fabulous four color edition of the Catechism available know. New, Vatican approved diagrams make clear the relationship between the will and enabling and sanctifying grace.
[Ma-RI-a! MaRI-I-I-a!]
Join our pilgrimage travel club! This month only get double "indulgence miles" for every plane flight you book under this service. Like grace, joining is free, and easy. Just stay on the line.
(repeat ad nauseam.)
And I am certain you know the boilerplate answer too.