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I have magnanimously offered to be the spiritual guide/physician to those whose faith was shaken by the startling disclosures this afternoon. Who would have guessed the addition to pagan beliefs harbored by those professing Christianity?

In light of these shocking admissions a full spiritual catharsis is needed to regain favor with the Lord. This situation is akin to Jonah preaching to those in Nineveh.

Let us all pray for the soul of those addicted to paganism.

[Quix]

What an
ABSURD
HILLARIOUS
(YET PATHETIC)
JURY-RIGGED
STRETCHY REALITY
RIDICULOUS
!FARCE!
OF AN
ASSERTION!