Reminds me of the old Dr Murray Banks [see youtube] joke . . .
A 92 year old Rabbi had not missed a single meeting of the local Rotary Club in 50 years. How’s that for an attendance record? This Rabbi was a special person—when he walked by, people bowed low to him—he was the highest in integrity and friendliness.
Suddenly, one week, the Rabbi completely disappeared. No one knew what happened.
A month later, the Rabbi calmly walked into the Rotary meeting and took his usual place.
The MC hit the gong, stopped the meeting and said Rabbi, for Heaven’s sake where have you been all month?
The Rabbi said, For a month, I’ve been sitting in jail.
You in Jail? You don’t harm anyone, why were you sitting in jail? What happened?
Well, I was getting ready to go into Radio City Music Hall and a beautiful woman walked up to me with a policeman and said:
HE DID IT!
To tell you the truth, I was so proud, I pleaded guilty.
LOL!
So, Father O’Halleran is sitting in the confessional. He hears some one come in and kneel down.
He says, “Father, I’m 92. Last night I ..,” and proceeds to describe a night of debauchery with three young ladies of dubious profession.
Father O’Halleran says, “Well, for that, I think a good penance would be a decade of the Rosary.”
The voice says, “The Rosary? But, Father, I’m Jewish!”
O’Halleran says, “You’re Jewish? Why are you telling me this?”
“Father, I’m telling everybody!”