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Well if we are going to “share” I got an oldie but goodie.

God uses people … most effectively..

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> GOD Is Busy
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> If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!!
> A United States Marine was attending some college
> courses between assignments. He had completed missions
> in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor
> who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
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> One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
> He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real
> then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly
> 15 min.’ The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
> Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, ‘Here I am
> GOD, I’m still waiting.’
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> It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
> out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
> knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
> The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
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> The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
> looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
> noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, ‘What
> in the world is the matter with you? ‘Why did you do that?’
> The Marine calmly replied, ‘GOD was too busy today protecting
> America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
> stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.’
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> The classroom erupted in cheers!
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