I'm a prophet! Hear me!
Why then should I stay?
Operator; what’s the area code for SLC?
Thank you.
Ring... ring...
Hello - Headquarters??
Yeah, it’s me again. Listen; you better send out another apologist - the one we got now is getting tired and going to see a movie. Yeah; a movie.
What? Is it uplifting? I don’t know. Something about pottery; I think. Potter and the Clay? No; I don’t think that’s the title.
You will? Good - when can we expect him (or her: who knows these days!)
—MormonDude