I know you had to be there to see the horror on her face when she realized what she'd done, I just laughed and told her that accidently eating Spam on Friday during Lent wouldn't send you straight to Hell.
I heartily concur that it is not certain just what Spam is. It is protein (I think). I once heard how they made it and the shock obliterated those neurons from my memory.
The poor child! She has Catholic guilt already?
Dispensation from the Friday Meat rap due to illness.