"who has an IQ of 95 or above, who upon hearing the phrase "mother of God" concluded that Mary ante-dated God or was in any way"
I don't know whether I qualify with the IQ requirement but as a child I heard my grandfather yell "mother of God" while holding his thumb up when he clipped the end of his thumb, chopping wood. I thought for a while that was odd that he called his thumb that.
Rotflol!
But the question is did you think your father's thumb was older than God? When I was very young that might have been a real question for me.
"I don't know whether I qualify with the IQ requirement but as a child I heard my grandfather yell "mother of God" while holding his thumb up when he clipped the end of his thumb, chopping wood. I thought for a while that was odd that he called his thumb that."
That's good, bd! :)