LOL, kudos for an extremely good parody! Brilliant! Can we just copy this an send it around? We'll give you author's credit and all, of course! Really, you might want to stick a copyright date on this one.
Thank you, but it was really just lifted from classic Monty Python with the context changed to the 21st century "Church" of England. If you do pass it around, you will probably spot the typos, etc, that I missed when originally posting it.
Cheers!