Christ and Asses in the same sentence. Yep what a pious bunch of "Christiane's" you are.
Matthew 21:5-7: Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. 6 And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, 7 And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.
So complain to Matthew, then.
And, "yep," as you so quaintly say, at least be able to spell the word "Christian" -- and also spell it correctly in its plural form -- before trying to play with the grown-ups.....