[Mo1]

He has a very funny routine where he invokes the spirits and does a laying of the hands and and shouts HEAL!!!!!!!! while quietly plugging the machine back into the wall

I See The Light!!

[Gabz]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

He gets me laughing so hard when those things happen that I wind up with tears coming down my face. Because he tells them with such seriousness you would think there had been some major crisis, until he gets to the punch line.

The best was him taking a call on a Saturday night, which is his regular day off, but he was checking his screen for the following morning and saw this call for a Pizza Hut 3 miles from our house, so he took it, because their main register's printer was not working, which meant none of the printers were working at all.

Long story short - I'm sure some heads rolled over that call because Pizza hut got charged for the service call - minimum charge is 4 hours at double time. The connection from the register to the printer had come loose.

Hubby was home 30 minutes after he left and got paid for 4 hours at double time, all because someone was too stupid to check the cables.