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To: Simcha7
That's Really, Really COLD.

What if this happened to someone YOU Loved Very Much?

My family is all skinny.

When my Dad died, we had him cremated. He was the original rebel. We got his ashes in a little square box. After the service Mom and I carried him out to the graveyard, and there was a round hole. It was so perfect we both cracked up laughing in front of all the mourners.

39 posted on 10/02/2003 2:51:33 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Ideas in tagline are closer than they appear.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Sorry to hear about your Dad.

I know about Laughing at Funerals...

Ture Story...

I went to a Funeral of a dear friend, at the Church we both attended quite a few years ago.

There were a few Carnations taped to the top of the microphone stand, every time the Pastor tried to speak a few words about the deceased a Carnation would droop over, it happened Three times and everyone was Hysterical with Laughter, including the deceased's Widow, adult son and daughter.

Oh, it was too Funny.

We all agreed that the deceased was Laughing just as hard as we were!

64 posted on 10/02/2003 3:33:02 PM PDT by Simcha7 ((The Plumb - Line has been Drawn, T'shuvah/Return for The Kingdom of HaShem is at hand!))
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To: Tijeras_Slim
So nothing undignified could happen to your family because they are skinny--excuse me while I LMAO! What a STUPID comment.
96 posted on 10/03/2003 5:11:28 AM PDT by glory
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