To: ZeitgeistSurfer
I watched the premier of the new TV show
Joan of Arcadia the other night. Joan asks the actor playing the part of God to prove he was God by performing a miracle.
He said 'No problem just turn around.". Joan said it was just a tree. God turned to her and said "Then you make one.".
9 posted on
09/28/2003 11:08:49 AM PDT by
Michael_S
To: Michael_S
He said 'No problem just turn around.". Joan said it was just a tree. God turned to her and said "Then you make one."
Who made cows, chickens and other domesticated animals?
To: Michael_S
He said 'No problem just turn around.". Joan said it was just a tree. God turned to her and said "Then you make one.". Joan could have made the same claim, and in fact should have demanded "God" prove he made it.
Hank
To: Michael_S
He said 'No problem just turn around.". Joan said it was just a tree.
God turned to her and said "Then you make one.".
I'm unsure of the origin of this story, but here goes:
A band of molecular biologists finally decide they've learned enough to create human
life from scratch, so they challenge G-d to a contest to see if the old boy can
once again pull off the trick and match their result.
So, on the appointed day the two parties gather.
Eager to get going, the molecular biologists grab up some dust of the earth to get started.
Suddenly they hear a small, quiet voice from their competitor:
"You're cheating. You said "starting from scratch". I made that dirt and
the dirt I used for Adam.
You need to back up a few steps before you get rolling.
Like creating the cosmos in order to get the dirt."
50 posted on
09/29/2003 6:58:41 AM PDT by
VOA
To: Michael_S
TV shows like Joan of Arcadia and Touched by an angle never proclaim that Christ is the only way to God in heaven. And, thus, have a spirit of anti-Christ about them or, at best, Christianity-lite (tastes great, less saving).
51 posted on
09/29/2003 7:04:45 AM PDT by
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