Here's some stats for you. Maybe you'll begin to understand that you are in the minority, and won't change anything.
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In their 1977 Redbook Report on Female Sexuality, C. Tavris and S. Sadd found that 93% of wives responding reported having engaged in cunnilingus and 91% had engaged in fellatio. They concluded from this response that, "Today it is clear that if the sexual revolution has occurred anywhere, it is in the practice and acceptance of oral sex. Among people under age twenty-five, it is virtually a universal part of the sexual relationship." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
P. Blumsteln and P. Schwartz have reported similar statistics—93% of heterosexual couples had engaged in cunnilingus and 90% had engaged in fellatio. See also W. Masters, V. Johnson, and R. Kolodny, Human Sexualily 393 (1985). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
NS: What kind of figures do we have on the prevalence of anal sex among heterosexuals? Daniel, you've just published on this, right? DH: There's not a tremendous amount of data but we do have a fair amount. It varies, of course, from country to country and population to population. In this country, probably the best data we have is from the study by Laumann and his colleagues at the University of Chicago. That was the large Sex in America study conducted a few years back on a sample of over three thousand men and women representative of the general U.S. population. What they found was that approximately 25% of the sexually active adult population reported having experimented with anal sex (defined for this discussion as penile-anal penetration) at one point in their lives. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In various surveys, nearly 20% of heterosexual men and 40% of women have reported engaging in anal sex during their lives (5). Surveys of teenage women have found that more than one in five report having had anal sex.