AN A TO Z OF THE CLINTON PRESIDENCY (Hilarious)

The Spectator ^ | January 13th 2001 | Mark Steyn

[NYC GOP Chick]

No, I doubt it very much. Besides the fact that he'd have to set up a legal residence here -- and sleeping in his Harlem office < snicker > isn't a possiblity since it's not zoned for residence -- he probably sees how much crap Doomsberg is getting for the sad state of the city.

Also, he has to know that a large part of the city governance comes straight from Albany. We can't change most taxes without the blessings of the state legislature, and they control a lot of what goes on down here, especially in terms of fiscal stuff.

He'd also be prevented from making all those ridiculous speeches which have greatly enriched him.

I really don't see him running for office again -- I think he just wants to be a big old pain in the ass to whomever is in office and getting any attention that he wants for himself. I think he wants to be seen as a wise, elder (not too elder, as that's a turn-off for the babes) statesman.

[Pubbie]

"I think he just wants to be a big old pain in the ass to whomever is in office and getting any attention that he wants for himself. I think he wants to be seen as a wise, elder (not too elder, as that's a turn-off for the babes) statesman."

I take my pants off to him...

:)

[NYC GOP Chick]

Why would you do that? Do you want him to get all turned on??? Ew!

[Pubbie]

"Why would you do that? Do you want him to get all turned on??? Ew!"

I think Clinton deserves a salute ;)

[Bigg Red]

He failed to mention his disgraceful leave taking ceremony on the day President Bush was sworn in.

)))

Steyn had no way of knowing of that since the piece is dated 1/13/2001. Notice he also says that I-x42 won't be in our face anymore. Who knew?

[Bigg Red]

...he will no longer be, so to speak, in our face...

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Well, Steyn had no way of knowing in January of '01 that that would not be true.

Funny stuff, nonetheless.

[zip]

Ping

[altura]

Very funny.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the ping. Good stuff.

[nutmeg]

You're welcome - I thought of you immediately as I read it. :-)

It's dated January 2001, but I guess many of us missed it then, since it has just been posted here recently. One of Steyn's best!

[ladyinred]

and then went back to the Oval Office to help Monica observe the resurrection in a more personal sense.

OMG! This is too funny!

[nopardons]

BTT

[mombonn]

U IS FOR UNDERWEAR:

Boxers or briefs?

Howlin, don't miss this one!

How did I not see this until now? It's priceless.

[Liz]

......He was America's first black president........

"I'll show dat suckah Clintun who de first Black president be."

[Pubbie]

LOL!

[malia]

bump

[Las Vegas Dave]

W, the palm trees! A funny movie and still is with all of the great comics of our time. Most are gone, but not forgotten.