Now being made available to Syria, for the first time ever, the:
ATOMS FOR PEACE Program
As Islam is the Religion of Peace, the Atoms for Peace program is a natural complement to indigenous religous practice and feelings.
It's simple! Just assemble all of your armed and paramilitary forces being gathered to fight the Infidel Jew and American and British running dogs and proceed toward the Israeli and Iraqi borders in good order.
Representatives of the ATOMS FOR PEACE Program will meet you and take it from there. NO WORRIES. EVER.
(/sarcasm off)