I've been struggling with a dilemma all week:
Michael Moore v. Colon Polyp
Moore....Polyp....Moore....Polyp....I can't decide which I detest less.
He's the villain in a series of public service announcements being sent out to television stations this week. Dressed in red tights and a bulbous red suit, Polyp Man runs from doctors in scenes reminiscent of "Cops" or "NYPD Blue."
Polyp man being dragged away by the doctors who caught him...Hey, he does sort've look like Moore...hmmmm.
Which reminds me of an old joke ...
A man went to a proctologist for a rectal exam.
The doctor had him drop his pants and bend over the table.
The doctor then said something to the nurse, who hurriedly left the examination room, only to return in a few moments holding an ice cold bottle of beer.
The doctor gave her a puzzled look, and then said, "No nurse, I said a butt light!"
(I apologize) ;^(