[jt8d]

HEADLINE:

CANADA ATTACKED BY ISLAMIC FANATICS THIS MORNING!!!

UNITED STATES PONDERING WHETHER TO OFFER SUPPORT... TO THEIR ATTACKERS...

FRENCH FORCES ON RETREAT EVERYWHERE, BUT THE WOMEN VOWED TO SEND FRESH TAMPONS... IN AN ATTEMPT TO PACIFY QUEBEC...

GREAT BRITAIN OUTRAGED... THAT THEY WERE NOT INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ATTACK...

CANADIAN GOVERNMENT STUNNED... CANADIAN SOLDIERS COMMIT SUICIDE AFTER CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER'S SPEECH:

"...[T]he government would only support military action if there were a United Nations Security Council resolution..."

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[IvanT]

C'mon man, that ain't cool. We assisted you when you were attacked, and continue to assist you in the war on terror.