[rs79bm]

Without a resolution, "Canada will not participate," Chrétien said to cheers in Parliament.

Good grief they've got nothing to participate anyway, so what's the big deal. That's not necessarily a knock to the Canadiens, but let's face it, they spend more money on hockey rinks than they do on the military.

[Cuttnhorse]

Canada has reduced itself to the sweetheart standing on the platform waving her hanky as the troop train pulls out of the station.

[onehipdad]

I say let the boycott of Quebec begin -

but please don't punish the good people and businesses of BC and Alberta - both are marvelously wonderful vacation destinations!

[gridlock]

I can hear them in the Pentagon War Room now: "Oh No! The Canadian's aren't going to send troops! The campaign is doomed! Better pull out now, rather than risk going forward without the Canadians on board!"

[AxelPaulsenJr]

They only have one man in their army, and he is away on medical marijuana leave.

[Centurion2000]

Prime Minister Jean Chrétien said Monday that Canada will not go to war against Iraq.

Oops .... there goes NAFTA

[b4its2late]

Good. They're usually in the way anyways.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

What....Canada won't send either one of their soldiers?

[Inyokern]

Does this mean Princess Patricia's Light Infantry won't be there?

[Redcloak]

...and in a related story, Jean Chrétien telephoned Bob and Charlene Dinwiddy of South Hedgehog Falls, ID, to inform them that he also refuses to participate in their bridge night next Thursday.

[From The Deer Stand]

"PM says Canada will not fight in Iraq"

So they're not going to send their 8 soldiers and a case of Labatts. I think we can get along without 'em, eh?

[cake_crumb]

Chrétien saying Canada will not participate in Iraq is about as 'breaking' as Jaques or Villien saying Fance will veto another resolution.

[demlosers]

Your opinion doesn't matter Chreeptien!

[shroudie]

Freedom Bacon!

[OldTex]

I'm a transplanted Canadian living in the US. There is anti-American sentiment ALL OVER Canada. Not just from this incident, but for quite some time now. I have been pro-US all my life, and was quite tired of hearing all the self-righteous and "moral" opinions on Americans. Canada is a country that has been riding the proverbial fence. The reason why they have never been a target of terrorism is because no one knows who they are. They never take a stand on anything except hockey and medicinal marijuana. Sometimes both at once.

You don't need Canada anyway, trust me. They'll brag about how their beer is better. That's all they have to brag about.

[Newbomb Turk]

Close the Boarders NOW !

[overtaxed_canadian]

[shakes head in shame]

Yet another sad day to be a Canadian.

[jt8d]

HEADLINE:

CANADA ATTACKED BY ISLAMIC FANATICS THIS MORNING!!!

UNITED STATES PONDERING WHETHER TO OFFER SUPPORT... TO THEIR ATTACKERS...

FRENCH FORCES ON RETREAT EVERYWHERE, BUT THE WOMEN VOWED TO SEND FRESH TAMPONS... IN AN ATTEMPT TO PACIFY QUEBEC...

GREAT BRITAIN OUTRAGED... THAT THEY WERE NOT INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ATTACK...

CANADIAN GOVERNMENT STUNNED... CANADIAN SOLDIERS COMMIT SUICIDE AFTER CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER'S SPEECH:

"...[T]he government would only support military action if there were a United Nations Security Council resolution..."

DEVELOPING...

[aged]

i know that a little french pm wouldn't dare cross the big french pm. what happens if the u.s. just goes away? whose going to protect their sorry a&&e&? i am so sick of all these pufferbellies belly aching about our tryany. as they sneak under our umbrella so they won't get wet.

[Squantos]

Va fourrer ta mère canadians will be too busy sunnin on the beaches in cuba to fight ............

Stay Safe !