[Risa]

>>President Bush activates 5 cub scout troops to thwart UN attack.<<

A great comic relief! hehe.

risa

[TheLurkerX]

A pack of skinny, naked girl scouts could crush the entire might of the UN invaders between their soft white ass cheeks, like so many cheap dollar store tortilla chips. A high school marching band playing at full volume in their general direction would knock down any air power they had, or even a few fat guys farting into the sky. The movie version of the invasion would have a title starting with "National Lampoon."