[DonQ]

As Abbott & Costello would tell you: Hu's on first, ....

[MeekOneGOP]

Who's On First?

Here’s a different version of the same Abbott and Costello bit.
It's the version that was first performed on their television show in 1952. It's a redux of the original scene from "The Naughty Nineties". Of all the versions out there, I've found this one [above] to be the "snappiest". Enjoy.