Oh, jeez. I have identical twin brothers. One lives in Ireland. One lives in England.
Look, guy, I was hoping to be able to explain something to you. You're pretending to be stupid as a rock, or you're not pretending; either way, it's not going to work, so let's give it up, OK?
Ok. One last thing, I would like an answer to my "great philosopher" question. I'm curious.