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The pope is practically gasping for his last breath -- Saddam will see the error of his violent ways and convert to Catholicism; take exile in Vatican City with his popeliness and then, seen as a hero for leaving Iraq, will take over as new pope when the old pope, ahem, kicks the bucket.

IMHO, all the events of the past few months are no less ridiculous than the above scenario... I've given up trying to follow the UN/France/Germany ad nauseum shenanigans and will amuse myself with my own plot twists from now on.