Heinz Kerry pitches in for Idaho party (Heinz Kerry Heinz Kerry Heinz Kerry---Phony Name Kicks In)

Boston Globe ^ | March 7, 2003 | Glen Johnson

[PJ-Comix]

KETCHUM, Idaho - She first came to Idaho 36 years ago, a young newlywed toting her 6-week-old son, a suitcase full of diapers, and a tube of Boraxo diaper rash cream.

Her husband, John Heinz III of the Pittsburgh ketchup family, would ski the mountain slopes where he learned the sport as a child, but Teresa Heinz would stay behind at the Sun Valley Lodge, nursing her son John IV and tucking him in for naps on the floor between the twin beds.

[PJ-Comix]

It looks like the newspapers are now using that phony "Heinz Kerry" name for the nutty wife of John F. "Kerry." It isn't even her LEGAL name (legally it is still HEINZ) but that phony John "Kerry" needs to have her add "Kerry" strictly for political reasons. He knows people would be uncomfortable voting for a presidential candidate whose wife thinks so little of him that she continues to use the name of her favorite hubby. Actually, John "Kerry" should be more concerned over the fact that people don't want a flat out NUTCASE as a First Lady.

''I think what Mrs. Heinz has done is very unselfish,'' said Jade Riley, the party's executive director.

I guess Jade Riley hasn't gotten the word yet. It's HEINZ KERRY HEINZ KERRY HEINZ KERRY HEINZ KERRY HEINZ KERRY! (Sounds like a new brand of ketchup.)

[Little Bill]

Sun Valley ain't Idaho.

[Jagdgewehr]

Sun Valley ain't Idaho.

Amen to that!

[GalvestonBeachcomber]

Perhaps it should be Ketchup, Idaho.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Sun Valley ain't Idaho."

Yeah, when I saw those 2 magic words, I knew what the score was. Nothing but a Communist enclave of wealthy outsider dilettantes looking to take in some skiing. The fact she is using her late husband's REPUBLICAN money to bankroll Herman Munster Kerry-Kohn and the 'RATS is sickening. John Heinz must be spinning in his grave. Note to Teresa: Stay the f*** away from Idaho, we don't need you messing up a nice state like you did in your new hubby's Taxachusetts !

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Teresa Heinz would stay behind at the Sun Valley Lodge, nursing her son John IV and tucking him in for naps on the floor between the twin beds. If there was a moment of solace, it came each night when a woman from the resort would come to baby-sit

What?? After taking care of her baby, Heinz was in need of "solace?"

Here's the dictionary definition: Solace: "Comfort in sorrow, misfortune, or distress; consolation."

Maybe for a self-possessed multi-millionaire, taking care of one's child is viewed as a misfortune or cause for sorrow.

[Carolinamom]

The author slips up in the last paragraph....calls her Mrs. Heinz. LOL

[Bush2000]

Maybe for a self-possessed multi-millionaire, taking care of one's child is viewed as a misfortune or cause for sorrow.

Ah, but it is. Because these people view children not as human beings but as candidates for abortion.

[thesummerwind]

Mrs. Heinz.

I worked with Mrs. Heinz for years here in Pittsburgh. She's cool, and was real hot! A nice girl!

[Seruzawa]

Oh yuck yuck yuck.

Idaho votes about 5 to 1 conservatively. Libs are welcome to waste all the time they want there. Idahoans have seen what the libs have done to private property rights elswhere and are highly unlikely to welcome the Heinz Loony and her ilk.

[Main Street]

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[Henchster]

Teresa Heinz? You mean the rich widow who was seduced by the....

Thanks to FReeper Ironclad for this one.

[kaktuskid]

Boraxo diaper rash cream.

BORAXO???OUCH!!!