ADMIRAL
Leaps any building with a single bound
Is more powerful than nuclear fission engine
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water during storms.
Gives policy to God.
CAPTAIN
Leaps short buildings on a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God.
COMMANDER
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a locomotive engine.
Is almost as fast as a speeding BB.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
Talks with God if a special request CHIT is approved.
LT. COMMANDER
Barely clears Quonset huts with a small step ladder.
Loses tug of war with a locomotive.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.
LIEUTENANT
Makes high marks when trying to leap over buildings.
Is run over by locomotives.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
Dog paddles.
Talks to animals.
LIEUTENANT J. G.
Runs into buildings.
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.
Is not issued ammunition.
Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the Mae West.
Talks to walls.
ENSIGN
Falls over doorsteps while trying to enter buildings.
Says, "Look at the Choo Choo."
Wets himself.
Plays in mud puddles.
Mumbles to himself.
CHIEF WARRANT OFFICER
Used to lift up buildings and walk under them.
Used to kick locomotives off the track.
Used to catch speeding bullets.
Used to freeze water at a single glance.
Could not handle the pressure required of a GOD.
CHIEF PETTY OFFICER
Lifts up buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the track.
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance.
He IS a God.
FIRST, SECOND, THIRD CLASS PETTY OFFICERS
Builds and repairs buildings.
Keeps locomotives running.
Orders and issues bullets.
Drinks mainly beer and aknowleges the existance of water when at work.
Without him there would be no Gods.
SEAMAN, AIRMAN, FIREMAN
Sweeps the hell out of the Buildings.
Had to grease the locomotives.
Found lead and Iron to make bullets.
No idea what water is, Just drinks beer.
Carried out gods orders to create the world.