[bkwells]

It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the new kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject. Later in the school yard, the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "No, my dad raises money for the Democratic Party, but I was just too embarrassed to say it."

[Kathy in Alaska]

"...my dad raises money for the Democratic Party, but I was just too embarrassed to say it."

Good evening, Brian. God bless you and all of your buddies for helping to keep America safe.

[beachn4fun]

You are definitely on the roll today! tomkow must have really got you cranked up!!!!