[auboy]

How terrible. We are keeping tabs on a bunch of unelected, corrupt politicians feeding at the public trough. I'm so embarrassed. I mean, these guys are such close friends. /sarcasm

[Steven W.]

"Hello Gerard Schroeder? This is Saddaam. I just want to thank you for your magnificent contributions for Iraq. You know, my Republican Guards always tell me you Germans make the best gas but you're reliable too! Thanks a lot for all your assistance."

"Thank you Saddam, your greatness. Please be assured that we'll continue all we can do to assist in your endeavors. Anything we can do to further your efforts against those zionists. Excuse me, I have Jock Strap on the other line"

"Hello, Jacques? Yes this is Gerard. I have Saddam on the other line. I'm sure he appreciates all you're doing to further his regime as well and I can assure you Germany is also doing all it can do to help France keep its vast Oil contracts with Iraq and help him obtain all the materials he needs for his WMD, at the right prices, of course!"