[T Minus Four]

OK, how about some suggestions to modify the Republican explanation. Here's one-

A Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You hire him to milk your cows, creating a job and strengthening the economy.

The German and French Corporations should be fun to modify too.

[Cogadh na Sith]

A FRENCHMAN: You had two cows, but the wolves ate them. You surrender to the wolves.

[JackelopeBreeder]

The Salvador Dali Surrealism Policy: You have two giraffes. The government requires that they be given harmonica lessons.

[LtLFtP]

hehe...

humor bump.

[LtLFtP]

i got one.

A cuban corporation: You have two cows. You attempt to teach them to row.

[dpwiener]

PETA: You have two miserable, exploited cows, so you pretend they are happy by putting words in their mouths.

[Argus]

This one's not quite right:

A Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

It should be:

A Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both, sells the milk abroad and uses the foreign currency to buy heavy machinery. You are sent to a labor camp as a class enemy because only a kulak would have two cows in the first place.

There, that's more like it.

[pke]

A Frenchman: You have two cows so you never bathe again.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Democrat voter - Perpetually haves a cow

[Duke Nukum]

A LUNIX Lunatic: You have two cows. You plug up their teats and force them to give milk through their mouths, because Microsoft does it the other way.

[ffusco]

An American: You have 2 cows, but mass production, r and d, advertizing, good capitalization and a sound business plan manage to become the worlds biggest milk exporter.

[July 4th]

Freerepublic.com: You have nearly 100,000 cows, and millions of people watching them. The cows are insightful, and many people who listen to them take them seriously. Some even use them to prepare for their evening newscasts or talk-radio shows.

[aeronca]

bump---LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Hoverbug]

A Mexican corporation: You have 2 cows. You wake up to find they have run north and entered the U.S. illegally, where they apply for government assistance.

[mhking]

Eet Mor Chikin!"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[theKing]

Saudi Arabia: You have tons of cows and are the world's largest producer of milk. You collude with the world's second through eighth largest producers of milk to control milk prices. You sell this milk to the United States and rely on them to protect you from your neighbor to the north. While simutanously supplying bin Laden with cash and preaching militant Islam to everyone else.