- On clinton Crookedness:
Mulligans, Peyronie's Disease and The First Rapist -
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- He made more of a fuss over a minor knee injury than FDR ever did about polio.
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The Weekly Standard, Ask Not. . . -
- Now, as regards the wretched Cheapside brat,
- And turmoil his concupiscence begat,
- Methinks MacJeff's crook'd feelpolitik, the lasix death, his solipsistic sex
- Thou must put in cold blood'd cardiovascular context.
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- The brain deviseth laws for the blood,
- but the brain 'tself is ne'er understood.
- The King's crook'dness flows from limp circulation.
- Methinks the solution is swift amputation.
Mia T, On Neutered and Neutering
Mia T and Edward Zehr (EZ) |
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Lame FDR Impression
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- The evaluation of the treatments for Peyronie's disease is difficult; the natural history is such that the plaque may resolve spontaneously. As recently as 1973, no treatment had been evaluated in a controlled clinical study.
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- Francois de LaPeyronie (1678-1747) notwithstanding, the origin of the eponym is vague and the disease remains an enigma. To this day, the treatment can be difficult. It is not surprising that so many treatments have been tried and so much dogma written.
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- Indeed, in 1903, William Johnson Walsham, the famous surgeon from St Bartholomew's Hospital in London, and author of the standard surgical text book of the day, wrote; "... if treatment of the plaque with iodides is unsuccessful ... or if the induration progresses ... then the whole penis must be promptly amputated." Would that Dr. Walsham had treated The First Rapist.
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- As we shall see, in a bizarre twist of knee--not fate--bill clinton seems to have suffered penile surgery, nonetheless.
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- •Peyronie's disease occurs most frequently in middle-aged men, less frequently in older men and infrequently in younger men who have more elastic tissues.
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- •The acquired penile curvature of Peyronie's disease can result from certain sexual practices.
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- •Correction of congenital penile curvature -- or acquired penile curvature secondary to Peyronie's disease -- can be accomplished through a number of simple surgical techniques and medical treatments.
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- •Correction is difficult to detect but it is possible when done by an expert who is specifically looking for it.
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- •When the surgery is performed, the urologist's standard recommendation is that the patient USE CRUTCHES AND LATER A CANE to avoid irritating the area, which begs the following question:
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- Was bill clinton the first U.S. President in history to obstruct justice by penile surgery?
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- The First Rapist clearly understood that Jones v. clinton was on the docket.
- Being the most brilliant president ever, he must have figured out that any confirmation of the crookedness alleged by Jones would surely do him in.
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- The documented serial shredder and reflexive obstructor of justice would have, doubtless, thought nothing of a little evidentiary nip here and tuck there.
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- But how to explain the time out for the surgery and the post-op crutches?
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- Eureka! (Or we should say "Fore!"?) A knee injury--actual or feigned--would (if you'll pardon the expression) turn the trick.
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NOTE: I would normally favor the former option--a real knee injury, as it would require one less doctor to be in on the felony obstruction (i.e., the urologist and not the orthopedic surgeon); but in this case we are dealing with a quintessential coward (one who is as cowardly about physical harm to himself as he is cavalier about physical harm to others--witness the rapes and the bombings), so I will have to go with the latter option, a feigned bum knee... Unless...unless the penile surgery was done "in-house" on an "outpatient" basis, i.e.,unless the penile surgery in fact preceded "the accident," and the urologist was instructed to give The First Rapist's knee the requisite whack while the coward was under anesthesia. |
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Cowardly Rapist in Africa
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- Either scenario is consistent with The First Rapist's convenient "accident" at the estate of pro golfer, Greg Norman where, you may recall, Mulligan Man injured his "knee," required emergent surgery on said "knee" FORE!thwith...and used crutches and then a cane for an extended period post-op.
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The happy couple:"Mission Accomplished"
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Hauling First Rapist-cum-apocalyptic kneepad onto Air Force One
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- Despite milking the wheelchair bit for all it was worth--or perhaps because of it--bill clinton emerged post-op more Larry Flynt
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- than FDR,
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- proving the propostition, confirmed by the democrat debacle of '02, that the maladroit use of props and poses often backfires.
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