Osama In Coma, Near Death

John Batchelor, WABC Radio - NYC ^ | February 15, 2003 | TommyDale

[TommyDale]

Just before midnight last night, John Batchelor, on location in Kazahkistan, reported that Osama Bin Laden is under heavy guard in a cave in Western Pakistan. He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.

Apparently, when he comes out of a coma for a brief period, they will record his voice. Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom. It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.

[unspun]

Christ teaching on the Cross made the Old Testment part of the New.

Christ is the New Covenant, replacing the Old while fulfilling it's law and requirements for holiness and righteousness (in His death and resurrection).

Note you left out ICorinthians 2:8

A fine verse. And do you think that any man or woman actually recognizes the fullness of God --or the ramifications of sin and separation from Him?

I do not dispute what the Word says, what it does not say is that repentence is not required.

And concomitant with repentance is forgiving all of our fellow man. And if we do not, He will say, "Depart from me, I never knew you." Someone else's sin is in actuality strictly between that person and God (as David got right, when he said, "Against You and You only have I sinned.")

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[laconic]

I certainly hope Bachelder is right; the world would be a better place without scum like Osama Bin Laden.

[tet68]

Someone quick, lock the door and hand me that pillow.

[unspun]

recognizes/comprehends

[SierraWasp]

HE'S YELLA!!!

Just like alla them ignorant cowardly America hating demonstrators the media keeps orgazzing over. I guess they resent a free nation. Let 'em all become Saddam's & Osama-Yo-Mamma's widows in burkas!!!

America's not wrong... THEY ARE!!!

Murderous Muslers don't believe in abortion, seperation of Church & State, or even freedom of expression on the streets as they do today!!!

[mathurine]

Osama needs the hair of the dog that bit him, but he can't have it because dogs are impure.Probably even figurative dogs. Pity. So die, big O. RIP or without it.

[F.J. Mitchell]

He died and went to hell from Tora Bora. If this sonovabitch had a breath in his degenerate body, he would still be making video tapes as before, he is no more and therefore , phony vocals from yore we hear from this boor.

[putupon]

He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.

Pee toxicity. That's a good way for him to go, if we can't get him ourselves that is.

It would be nice if we could get the stiff and bury it here, I want drench the remains with some of my own.

[Erasmus]

I'm using a German euthanism for the last time.

Great word!

Euthanism: Let's "put him to sleep."

[First_Salute]

Shortly after the Pakistanis flew him out of Afghanistan via helicopter, based upon reports, bin Laden was thought by some to have back surgery, yet a few others thought he'd probably had kidney surgery.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Thank you. I get worried.

[cabin]

Was there a post on here awhile back, to the effect of us doing a nite raid on a home he was to be at. An the area was sealed off to everyone except military ,I beleave it was opened up again a few days later.Is it possible that we did get him ? From what i remember from the post,alot were saying it was not in the norm. Still looking for the post.

[madrastex]

How credible is this reporter?Have you read any of his other work in the past that would make you comfortable with the veracity of this piece?

[nutmeg]

Poughkipsee? New Paltz?

No, north central CT.

[First_Salute]

Never saw that post, sorry.

[TommyDale]

Batchelor and Alexander have had a lot of good inside scoop since 9-11. They have good sources in some very interesting places. They may not be 100%, but they hit the nail more often than other reporters.

[section9]

Okay, so I suppose it's time for FR's gift to Western Letters: Osama Haiku....

Osama at rest,
Dialysis machine fails.
Ecstatic Virgins.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[RecentConvert]

I would go so far as to say he has the best sources of anyone covering this story.

And I agree despite the fact that they both have a slight liberal slant. Nevertheless I find myself listening to them more than I would the Rush Limbagh Variety Show.

My favorites talk show hosts:

1) Bob Grant (The King of Talk Show and best interviewer)
2) Mike Savage
3) Batchelor & Alexander

[madrastex]

Thank you!I had not heard of either of these folks before.

[Allan]

And I agree despite the fact
that they both have a slight liberal slant.

Yes, but they are both solid on the war.
That's the main thing.
And don't forget Monica Crowly
who recently almost has become a co-host.
She is from Fox and very conservative.

As for their guests they have some leftists
(though they have refused to interview Scott Ritter)
but also lots from the right.

Carl Limbacher, who is on regularly,
certainly is no liberal
and his recent expose
about how Clinton tried to use the military
to deflect attention from Monica
has been devastating.

The crucial thing is
I get good information from it every night
facts that I do not hear anywhere else
(they have been months ahead on some stories
for example, the Buffalo al Qaeda connection).

And yes, a lot of wild speculation as well,
which, I am not ashamed to admit, I love.

My favorites talk show hosts:

1) Bob Grant (The King of Talk Show and best interviewer)
2) Mike Savage
3) Batchelor & Alexander

We must have similar tastes,
those are mine as well.
Keeps you busy from 5 pm to 1 am, though,
doesn't it?