Osama In Coma, Near Death

John Batchelor, WABC Radio - NYC ^ | February 15, 2003 | TommyDale

[TommyDale]

Just before midnight last night, John Batchelor, on location in Kazahkistan, reported that Osama Bin Laden is under heavy guard in a cave in Western Pakistan. He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.

Apparently, when he comes out of a coma for a brief period, they will record his voice. Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom. It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.

[MeekOneGOP]

ObL Tali-Ban Deodorant

[Just mythoughts]

New Yorkers, well, well, There are so many people crammed in that little piece of real estate that on any given day it would be all about what they "FEEL"...

Right now the focus is on stamping out smoking, so who knows if they have a clue what the rest of the world is doing. I am sure not willing to make decisions based upon what this bunch feels, after all they elected Hillary Clinton and seem to be quite thrilled with her.

Hillary is as much a terrorist to me as the ones willing to die to destroy us. Her goal is to rule and whatever method necessary of gaining that power she will use, and she is a US Senator.

[MeekOneGOP]

So, Osama......you like skyscrapers, huh?
Careful opening this. Not too flattering for ObL...

[DontMessWithMyCountry]

only thing is, if he's sliding in and out of a coma, he isn't suffering, unless he gets to envisage his dark past and his eternal future during those lapses of consciousness.

[unspun]

Frankly, I hope that before Bin Laden dies he accepts Christ as his Savior and spends eternity in the bless of God's glory in Heaven.

Of course, I'm not holding my breath.

We must love and forgive our enemies (even as we kill them where it is fitting).

[goodseedhomeschool]

BULL HOCKEY. If the ones who reported this were telling a truth, we would already be there taking him into custody. He is most likely in Iraq in one of sad-damn's castles.

[Just mythoughts]

"Love and forgive our enemies?

Not unless and until our enemies repent is forgiveness required by us.

Please help me understand where you get this idea?

[razbinn]

May he spend eternity in hell surrounded by 72 virgins, (About 6'3" 240 lbs each and newly arrived from San Quentin maximum security facility, FOR MEN)!

The only thing wrong with this is that there aren't any virgins of any kind in SQ...........

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Breaking News: Usama bin Laden is STILL dead, just as he has been for the past 12 months.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

No doubt, why let him off easy with a 500-lb. bomb? He deserves to miss out on martyrdom. In the end, it doesn't really matter, though. He'll find out the hard way that Islam is a total scam.

[razbinn]

LROTFLMFFAO

great pic...love it..........

[capt. norm]

WABC is a 50,000 watt clear channel (not the company by that name) outlet that raches great distances due to "skip" at night. I can pick them up like a local, down here in Florida after sunset.

[RecentConvert]

He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.

I always thought that if this thug were not killed by American forces he will eventually die from lack of hemodialysis treatments.

I much deserved, slow and painful death.

[unspun]

Hey Rocky, think I can pull antlers outta' that turbin? Could it be an experiment in cloning that went very wrong?

Let's keep him from biting again. Bullwinkle, c/o http://bullwinkle.toonzone.net/characters/bullwinkle.html

[unspun]

"Love and forgive our enemies? Not unless and until our enemies repent is forgiveness required by us. Please help me understand where you get this idea?

A fellow who said, "Vengence is mine, I will repay." and "Love your enemies." God showed His love, "in that while we were sinners, Christ died for us." and He commands us to love all our neighbors as ourselves. We have no right to withold forgiveness any more than repentence is repentence to us. (And of course that is not to confuse forgiveness with earthly clemency.)

[RecentConvert]

Batchelor and Alexander are heard in 38 states now? I thought they were only on WABC in NYC.

Are heard in 38 states.

[Barnacle]

Thanx

?:^)

[TheDon]

I've heard Elvis died when his kidney dialysis no longer helped him. Though he wasn't in a cave.

[redheadtoo]

If he had survived Tora Bora, he have been releasing videos every week.

I agree with you. This last audio tape was obviously recorded over a year ago. I'll bet Osama made a bunch of tapes saying, "The people of (fill in the name of a terrorist supporting state) are my brothers."

You might notice that this last audio tape made no reference to any current events, such as the crash of space shuttle. Muslims all over the middle east gloated over its destruction. Bin Ladin's silence is noteworthy.

The last video tape of Bin Ladin showed a man who was prematurely aged and obviously in ill health. I would be willing to wager money that he is currently residing in hell.