I really don't know what part to start laughing at first--but I'll pick them cooking lentils on the bus...or maybe O'Keefe sitting in the airport in Rome...or the buses breaking down, then the blizzards...or having to cough up a grand PLUS have HIV tests....oh, my, this article is so target-rich.
If I keep this up, I'm definitely going to get the hiccups.
This is hysterical... you MUST have the hiccups after reading all these comments, cats! and, i vote for the lentils on the bus being taking the cake.