[wakingtime]

"The group will hope their experience is more fortunate than Meynell’s previous experience of a similar peace convoy. In 1956, he drove a van packed with corned beef to aid Hungarians rising up against the Soviets. The vehicle was stopped at the border.

Everybody read this a few more times...then explain to me why I can't catch my breath from laughing so damn hard!"

YOU HAD A PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION?

REMEMBER,

"The purpose of Totalitarian Education NOT to instill Values, but to PREVENT your forming any...!"

Hey, they aren't gonna start the Bombing during Red Neck High Holy Days are they??? [Nascar Kickoff at Daytona]

No?

PRAISE ALLAH....!!!!

The REAL reason you can't stop laughing is because they ACTUALLY hope their trip will turn out better...if they DON'T get stopped...???

1956?

HEY...I'VE GOT IT!!!

"Die Hard Communist"

naaah...there probably WON'T be a "Jihad II"

dang.

And I've ALREADY got the "Radioactive Action Corpse" figurine market CORNERED.....

"HEY, IBRAHAM...STOP THE MOLD MACHINE...GO BACK TO ENHANCING URANIUM...FIRST TAKE THOSE NIPPLES OFF THE ALUMINUM TUBING!"

"I KNEW THOSE U.N. GUYS WEREN'T GONNA BUY THAT "BABY FORMULA" DODGE TWICE...!"

"HEY, CAN I BORROW YOUR COPY OF "1001 WAYS TO GAS AN INFIDEL? I GOTTA GO SQUAT IN THE BUSHES...SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEW MOON APPROACHING DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH MY GUT..."

[honeygrl]

Someone would make a lot of money on ebay with a talking peacenik doll.. put one of those human shield shirts on it and when you pull the string it says "Dude, the bus broke down" and "Do you smell lentils?"