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These people are almost funny, in a black comedy sort of way. ;)

Regards, Ivan

1 posted on 02/08/2003 4:21:47 PM PST by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
The US should round up these fools and help them get to Baghdad so that they can guard some Iraqi command and control facility from our JDAM bombs.
156 posted on 02/08/2003 10:07:03 PM PST by David1
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To: MadIvan
LOL! Some people are just meant to be losers their entire life.
160 posted on 02/08/2003 11:13:53 PM PST by SAMWolf (To look into the eyes of the wolf is to see your soul)
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To: MadIvan
sounds like the "magical misery tour" is coming to take them away... take them today.....

oops, did I say "misery"?
161 posted on 02/08/2003 11:14:16 PM PST by Robert_Paulson2 (clintonsgotusbytheballs?)
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To: MadIvan
I thought the journey would be one long party.”

Just hang out in saddam's courtyard for a couple of weeks, until the REAL party starts!

165 posted on 02/08/2003 11:45:27 PM PST by JimRed
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To: RJayneJ
Idiots Ping
166 posted on 02/08/2003 11:46:06 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma
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To: MadIvan
Ivan,

I for one take my hat of to these individuals. Their willingness to sacrifice themselves for the betterment of mankind could be the single greatest contribution to the gene pool in this century. I only wish we could induce more of their kind to do their part as well.

167 posted on 02/08/2003 11:46:44 PM PST by CWOJackson
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To: MadIvan

Oh, Mr. O’Keefe!

Before you join Saddam. This one's on me.

___Ken Nichols O’Keefe__ Name
______________________ Birth Date
______World Citizen______ City
________Confusion_______ State
__________Male________ Gender
______________________ Signature
______________________ Date
_________1 year________ Term
________$500,000.00____ Coverage
___OneLoyalAmerican____ Beneficiary
168 posted on 02/09/2003 12:25:16 AM PST by OneLoyalAmerican (THREATCON: Orange - Immediate Action: Deport illegal aliens, secure borders, arm citizens...)
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To: MadIvan; dighton; sauropod; Stultis
One of the group’s three double-deckers has been abandoned in Italy with engine trouble

The head of the delegation, a former American marine, has been deported from Turkey

stranded in blizzards for two days

. Organisers told the human shields they must each stump up $1,000 before they could enter Iraq. In addition, they would have to leave their mobile phones at the border, cutting off all communication with home, and be subjected to tests for HIV.

Syrian authorities had told him he would not be permitted to drive his vehicle through their country because his mother works for the Ministry of Defence in Britain.

a sightseeing stop-off at Dachau concentration camp

the vehicle was too tall for the Alpine tunnels and scraped its roof.

Inescapable conclusions:

1. God does love these fools. He's sent them several clear warnings to turn back.

2. Most of them aren't listening.

175 posted on 02/09/2003 3:50:42 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: MadIvan
bump
176 posted on 02/09/2003 3:51:08 AM PST by chasio649
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I remember on Fox and Friends, they interviewed Ken Nichols O’Keefe. When E.D. stated that KNO'K might be arrested for treason, he went nuts! E.D. was ready to commence the crushing of him, I could tell.

She IS pregnant, ya know...

177 posted on 02/09/2003 3:57:16 AM PST by RandallFlagg (MustFReepMustFReepMustFReepMustFReepMustFReepMustFReep)
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To: MadIvan
I thought the journey would be one long party.”

That sums up their mentality. It's all a game to most of these idiots. They do not understand reality. sad

180 posted on 02/09/2003 5:23:15 AM PST by zip
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Perhaps we could accommondate these stalwart idealists by allowing them to be human shields in a nice comfy four star hotel...perhaps in Ft. Lauderdale during spring break.
184 posted on 02/09/2003 5:40:33 AM PST by wunderkind54
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Organisers told the human shields they must each stump up $1,000 before they could enter Iraq. In addition, they would have to leave their mobile phones at the border, cutting off all communication with home, and be subjected to tests for HIV.

It appears that their Uncle Soddomite doesn't want these beggars or HIV vectors in his country begging, $crewing and donating HIV to the Iraqi population.

186 posted on 02/09/2003 6:39:55 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Stamp out Freepathons! Stop being a Freep Loader! Become a monthly donor!)
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To: MadIvan
Somebody needs to forward this to Rush Limbaugh. It's too funny to keep to ourselves.
188 posted on 02/09/2003 7:09:10 AM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore)
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To: MadIvan
Lol, this is too funny!

"While at Cambridge in 1956, I went off to aid the Hungarian Rebellion in a van packed with corned beef. Unfortunately the border was closed when we got there."

I'm dying to know what happened to the van load of corned beef. Sold on the black market?

..the vehicle was too tall for the Alpine tunnels and scraped its roof.

It's a wonder they let the idiots proceed. Most tunnels here in the US have signs posting the maximum allowable height.

189 posted on 02/09/2003 7:30:13 AM PST by csvset
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Human debris such as this make the perfect human shields for Saddam. There is no earthly loss to mankind if they are all blown to bits.

Our gain by being rid of these folks is Saddam's loss--given how good they are at screwing things up, he must be worried about letting them into the country.

190 posted on 02/09/2003 7:45:44 AM PST by cerberus
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"plans to travel through the Balkans were aborted as “too dangerous"

Ummmm, maybe it is just me, but I would think that being a human shield would trump any danger of traveling through the Balkans.

194 posted on 02/09/2003 8:55:36 AM PST by sweetliberty (Go Al, go!)
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"“We are buying our own hypodermic syringes”, said Williams. “They could just as easily give you HIV with the needles in Iraq.”

Do these morons have any clue what being a human shield means? Just seems a little odd to me that they would be so health conscious.

195 posted on 02/09/2003 9:00:35 AM PST by sweetliberty (Go Al, go!)
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How long before the woes of this futile trip gets blamed on GWB?
203 posted on 02/09/2003 10:03:14 AM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK (An American Fellowship of Freedom loving Conservatives)
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To: MadIvan
Hey Ivan, add me to your ping list...you always post great stuff. :)
206 posted on 02/09/2003 10:12:47 AM PST by Blue Scourge (Real American...)
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